The Garbage Can

(Whoa... what's that smell...)

Right. When I first came up with this idea, I knew I had a few files floating around on my computer that I could use. But then I remembered... I also have those editorials! Yeah! I removed some, because they suck, but the rest are here. Enjoy all the stuff that I was never going to use for this site! Er.. I suppose I eventually did use it, didn't I? Ah-- Anyway, the reason why the item was cut is in the brackets.

The Editorials

• WHY SALESMEN DON'T KNOW JACK

• WHY THIS SITE DOESN'T HAVE MORE INFORMATION...

• DOLPHIN - THE ITCH ON THE CROTCH OF THE VIDEO GAME WORLD

• WHY I WILL NOT WIN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION II - By: BkdTatrHrt (Removed with the editorial section)

• TRAUMA AND PEANUTS—THE OSG STORY (Later reused for WTF is OSG)

The Junk

• ACKNOWLEDGEMENTIFICATIONS (Ditched due to the fact that I didn't wanna look like a milk sop)

• THE WORLD ACCORDING TO NINTENDO (I suppose I just didn't like this)

• WHY NES IS BETTER THAN PORN (Ran out of ideas)

• MAIN PAGE #1 (This wasn't my first main page, but it's the oldest one I got [Jan 1999 - Feb 2000])

• MAIN PAGE #2 (This was my laughable attempt at a "new" layout. It's so tacky! [Feb 2000 - Mar 2000)

• FREAK'S LAYOUT (This was the layout Freak made for me [NES Unlimited] [Mar 2000])

• FREAK'S LAYOUT~OSG VARIATION (This is the layout I so proudly call my own ripoff. Keeripes, I hope I can stick with this new layout :| [April 2000])

• MAIN PAGE #5 (I think they're getting better. This is just a less concise version of the new layout. [May 2000 - Sept 2000])

• REVIEWS (My old collection of reviews. The staple of most NES sites isn't the staple of mine)

• ASK-A-STAR (Yeah, this section sucked. It bombed. I let it rot. Here it is. Hey, it was one of the first sections I made)

• CORRIGENDUM DEMARCATION (I guess it was a dumb idea...)
• CONTEST (Just an old thing Ifound kicking around.)
• NES DANCIN' (I honestly have NO IDEA what the hell this is.)
• INTRO (Just in case you bookmarked the wrong page back in the day.)
• MENU (A leftover from the old frame days)
• OLD LINKS (Tacky links 4 eva!)
• PIXELATED (I remember when music was fun. Well, it still is... anyway...)
• SATURDAY NES LIVE! (Back in 1999 or so, I made this. It's been rotting on my old compuer ever since)
• SATURDAY NES LIVE! (Ditto)

The Pictures

• "THE PAGE" (I was going to use this image to head a new section I was planning... called "the page")

• LOGO (My first logo)

• LOGO (The second logo, likely more memorable)

• FREAK'S LOGO (The logo Freak designed for me)

• LOGO 2 (HOOO!)

• MAIL ME (Old image)

• MAIL ME (Old Image)

• MADE IN CANADA (Yep, it's still here)

• DOKI DOKI PANIC 2 3 4 5 (These are the Doki Doki screen stills that just... didn't fit anymore. I designed the page for 480x640 size originally, and then I made the font smaller... well... It just didn't work no mo')

• PANESIAN PRESS (The toughtest little biker)

• PANESIAN PRESS II (The annoying little arrow man)

• BORDER (A leftover from an old layout)

• FRANK (Ditto)

• l33t (Damien thinks so, at least.)

• ME (I'm not sure what this is for. An OSG headshot.)

• ME 2 (Even more confusing. What is that?)

• MEMBER (NWW)

• SAPPY (MIRC madness)

• SCRATCH (This is what I fondly refer to as ":D")

• THRUST (Fun .gif)