the NES is still super-duper fun
STILL GOTTA LOVE:
|(April 19) No update today.
Let me just explain why nothing has happened lately. I am working dilligently
on something big! I can't say what (in case I give up). Check back
|One fine day, you wander from
the city to take a rest in a meadow near a gently flowing stream. Finding
a comfortable shade tree, you lay down and let the sound of singing birds
and babbling water wash from your mind the clutter and clatter of the city.
A breeze brings you the scent of the open land as you sink into a dream.
Suddenly a shrill sound like a scream pulls
you to your feet. You see before you a swirling maelstrom. Increasing in
size, it begins to near you, pulsing as if to grab and pull you near. Just
as it is about to touch you it suddenly shrinks and fades. Then with a bright
flash, it disappears, dropping a shiny object to the ground.
Cautiously, you approach the object. It is
a gold cross with a ring on top. Carefully you pick it up. It is an "Ankh".
Suddenly there is a flash of light and a covered wagon appears.
Slowly you approach the back of the wagon.
Through a gap in the covering you see a lone figure. "Please, enter," the
figure says with a wave of his hand. With some apprehension, you enter the
wagon. "I see you have found the Ankh, the symbol of life and resurrection,"
says the stranger, "It was by it I have been summoned." "Who are you?" you
ask. "I am
Hawkwind OSG, the fortuneteller," he replies,
"I have been sent to guide you on your path." With those words he draws from
beneath a cloth a set of cards. "Now choose your path."
This Ring of GreatNES site is
Apparently, I'm an official kick ass site.
-Note: NWW has gone crazy-
I adopted Toad... SO SHOULD YOU!
Like, I could click this myself several times a day, but if YOU click it,
it will be just so much easier .
This site is made in Canada... in an igloo.
Cool image thingy.
Mail me, or else I feel lonely.
||This is the page you're reading right now. If you
need me to describe it, then damn, you must be blind.
||April 3, 2000
||This is the page where you get to leave... WAIT!
Don't leave yet, there's still more stuff. Damn. I really should have
put this at the bottom...
||Mar 19, 2000
||Reviews of video games. NES games, in fact. Self
explanatory, isn't it?
||Feb 27, 2000
|WTF is OSG?
||If you have ever wondered about me, or this site,
or what color the sky really is, this is the section for you. Warning: NO
redeeming/NES qualities here.
||Mar 7, 2000
||The games I own. My personal collection of NES games.
The cream of the cream. The pick of the litter. The right stuff.
||Feb 13, 2000
||The infamous top 10 list. Listing the top ten. from
tenth to... uh... oneth. Damnit, you must know what a top 10 list is.
|DOKI DOKI PANIC
||Ever wondered why SMB 2 is so different?
||Remember in school when you'd always skip your classes
to get out of a test? Well... now's not the time, mister! Take the FF1
||Mar 29, 2000
|GAME GENIE CODES
||You want a big ass list of GG codes? Then you, sir,
have only but to click on this link. This is the Galoob list.
|MEGA MAN II BONANZA
||This page is all of my notes on Mega Man 2. Well,
not all of them. Just the good stuff, you know, sort of tidied up for you
people. You'd never be able to understand my gibberish when it's in sloppy
rough form. You can hardly understand it in cleaned up form.
||Jan 26, 2000
||(nesh´ens, -e·ens) n. Lack or absence
of knowledge; ignorance.
||Feb 27, 2000
||Deep, philosophical-type questions are asked
and almost answered well.
||April 6, 2000
||This is where I keep my comics. Wait... is that plural?
DEAR GOD! That means there's more than one!
||Mar 3, 2000
|GETTING OFF ON NES
||Ouch! Don't stain the carpet...
||Feb 6, 2000
||Ever get a hint from a video game, that makes
you lose? Ever get a tip from a character that ends up killing your
last life? Me too! And here they are.
||Ask an NES game hero a question. Ever wonder why
Princess Toadstool can float? Ask her!
||Jan 5, 2000
||What's in this page is a big secret! It could be
ANYTHING! That includes a fake game made up by me. Yep. It could be absolutely
||Jan 6, 2000
|LET'S MAKE AN NES DATE
||Luigi hosts his own show, where he sets up NES characters
on blind dates. Read it if you dare.
||Feb 2, 2000
||Have you ever wondered why people make fun o the
typos in NES games and not the typos in NES sites?
||Feb 10, 2000
||Anagrams-- what are they? What do they mean? How
do they apply to the NES? Well... find out, homeboy.
||Mar 26, 2000
|THE GARBAGE CAN
||If you want to know what sorts of things DON'T make
the site (considering the quality stuff that does) here's your chance! Yes,
for a limited time only (for ever) you can come here and see what I never
was going to use for this site.
||April 3, 2000
||If you have a hankerin' to NES up your desktop, this
is the place to be.
||April 10, 2000
|UH, GOOD STUFF. YEAH.
||What is this? I didn't put this here... HEY! What are you doing?
Leggo of me! ~~Um. This is my favorite part of the site. Gwa ha ha.
Come here to find out how good it is. Gwa ha ha.
||Jan 8, 2000
|Quote of the Update:
<OSG> Muscle, you can always quit.
<MuscleSprout> I need money though
<OSG> What foor? Food? Shelter?
<OSG> keep the job