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|(August 25) I'm getting excited, here! Some time over
the next couple of days, my counter should hot 10,000. I've never gotten
a counter anywhere over 2000 (unless you count the ROM hacking page I put
up in 1995 and forgot about the next day). That's a big accomplishment for
me. So, to celebrate... I have nothing new. Well, I did make an
NES Search Engine. But, that's
not fun to read, is it?
||The games I own. My personal collection of NES
games. The cream of the cream. The pick of the litter. The right stuff.
||Aug 13, 2000
||The infamous top 10 list. Listing the top ten.
from tenth to... uh... oneth. Damnit, you must know what a top 10 list
|WTF iS OSG?
||If you have ever wondered about me, or this
site, or what color the sky really is, this is the section for you. Warning:
NO redeeming/NES qualities here.
||Mar 7, 2000
|DOKI DOKI PANIC
||Ever wondered why SMB 2 is so different?
|MEGA MAN II BONANZA
||This page is all of my notes on Mega Man 2.
Well, not all of them. Just the good stuff, you know, sort of tidied up for
you people. You'd never be able to understand my gibberish when it's in sloppy
rough form. You can hardly understand it in cleaned up form.
||Jan 26, 2000
||Remember in school when you'd always skip your
classes to get out of a test? Well... now's not the time, mister! Take one
of the 2 the FF1 Quizzes!
||June 2, 2000
|GAME GENIE CODES
||You want a big ass list of GG codes? Then you,
sir, have only but to click on this link. This is the Galoob list.
||June 2, 2000
||(nesh´ens, -e·ens) n. Lack
or absence of knowledge; ignorance.
||Feb 27, 2000
||Deep, philosophical-type questions are asked
and almost answered well.
||May 30, 2000
||This is where I keep my comics. Wait... is that
plural? DEAR GOD! That means there's more than one!
||Mar 3, 2000
||Ever get a hint from a video game, that makes
you lose? Ever get a tip from a character that ends up killing your
last life? Me too! And here they are.
||What's in this page is a big secret! It could
be ANYTHING! That includes a fake game made up by me. Yep. It could be absolutely
||Jan 6, 2000
|LET'S MAKE AN NES
||Luigi hosts his own show, where he sets up NES
characters on blind dates. Read it if you dare.
||Feb 2, 2000
||Have you ever wondered why people make fun o
the typos in NES games and not the typos in NES sites?
||Feb 10, 2000
||Anagrams-- what are they? What do they mean?
How do they apply to the NES? Well... find out, homeboy.
||May 21, 2000
||Ask an NES game hero a question. Ever wonder
why Princess Toadstool can float? Ask her!
||Jan 5, 2000
|YOU'RE NOT AS DUMB AS
||The official You're not as Dumb as you Look
award takes a good long look at people who are stupid looking. Okay,
just look at the award ceremony, and maybe you'll realize how dumb these
||May 4, 2000
|GETTING OFF ON
||Ouch! Don't stain the carpet...
||Feb 6, 2000
||If you want to get real drunk, then drink a
forty of tequila. If you want to get real drunk playing NES, here's your
||May 23, 2000
|RAINY DAY FUN
||If you're bored enough to visit this website,
you could possibly be bored enough to be a part of my evil NES experiment.
See if you're eligible right here.
||June 13, 2000
||Manuals suck. So do I. This section was bound
to happen eventually!
||June 23, 2000
||If you have a hankerin' to NES up your desktop,
this is the place to be.
||April 10, 2000
|THE GARBAGE CAN
||If you want to know what sorts of things DON'T
make the site (considering the quality stuff that does) here's your chance!
Yes, for a limited time only (for ever) you can come here and see what I
never was going to use for this site.
||June 21, 2000
||This is the page where you get to leave... Hmm...
It's at the bottom now
||Aug 13, 2000
|UH, GOOD STUFF.
||What is this? I didn't put this here... HEY!
What are you doing? Leggo of me!
~~Um. This is my favorite
part of the site. Gwa ha ha. Come here to find out how good it is. Gwa ha
||Jan 8, 2000
I kick ass.
This makes me official NOA property, I think.
I many not be |tsr, but I'm not trying to be
Toady is cool. ADOPT HIM.
The paNESian press. Yay.
Don't get mad! Get even!
|Quote of the
<Ace-EbbFresco> there's a
black guy in Zelda?!?!?
<Nakoo> The old guy was originally black.
<Nakoo> But then Nintendo realized that anyone that lives in a cave
has pale skin.
This Ring of GreatNES site is
people have attempted to leave, and were