Game Stuffs:

DOKI DOKI PANIC	Ever wondered why SMB 2 is so different?
MEGA MAN II BONANZA	This page is all of my notes on Mega Man 2. Well, not all of them. Just the good stuff, you know, sort of tidied up for you people. You'd never be able to understand my gibberish when it's in sloppy rough form. You can hardly understand it in cleaned up form.	Jan 26, 2000
FF1 QUIZ	Remember in school when you'd always skip your classes to get out of a test? Well... now's not the time, mister! Take one of the 2 the FF1 Quizzes!	June 2, 2000
GAME GENIE CODES	You want a big ass list of GG codes? Then you, sir, have only but to click on this link. This is the Galoob list.	June 2, 2000

Humor:

NES NESCIENCE	(nesh´ens, -e·ens) n. Lack or absence of knowledge;  ignorance.	Feb 27, 2000
THE N.E.S. DISCUSSION	Deep, philosophical-type questions are asked and almost answered well.	May 30, 2000
COMIC!	This is where I keep my comics. Wait... is that plural? DEAR GOD! That means there's more than one!	Mar 3, 2000
WORST HINTS	Ever get a hint from a video game, that makes you lose? Ever get a tip from a character that ends up killing your last life? Me too! And here they are.
OSG WORLD	What's in this page is a big secret! It could be ANYTHING! That includes a fake game made up by me. Yep. It could be absolutely anything.	Jan 6, 2000
LET'S MAKE AN NES DATE	Luigi hosts his own show, where he sets up NES characters on blind dates. Read it if you dare.	Feb 2, 2000
CORRIGENDUM DEMARCATION	Have you ever wondered why people make fun o the typos in NES games and not the typos in NES sites?	Feb 10, 2000
NES ANAGRAMS	Anagrams-- what are they? What do they mean? How do they apply to the NES? Well... find out, homeboy.	May 21, 2000
ASK-A-STAR	Ask an NES game hero a question. Ever wonder why Princess Toadstool can float? Ask her!	Jan 5, 2000
YOU'RE NOT AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK	The official You're not as Dumb as you Look award takes a good long look at people who are stupid looking. Okay, just look at the award ceremony, and maybe you'll realize how dumb these people look.	May 4, 2000
GETTING OFF ON NES	Ouch! Don't stain the carpet...	Feb 6, 2000
NES DRINKIN' GAMES	If you want to get real drunk, then drink a forty of tequila. If you want to get real drunk playing NES, here's your chance!	May 23, 2000
RAINY DAY FUN	If you're bored enough to visit this website, you could possibly be bored enough to be a part of my evil NES experiment. See if you're eligible right here.	June 13, 2000
MANUAL MOLESTATION	Manuals suck. So do I. This section was bound to happen eventually!	June 23, 2000

Other:

DESKTOP THEMES	If you have a hankerin' to NES up your desktop, this is the place to be.	April 10, 2000
THE GARBAGE CAN	If you want to know what sorts of things DON'T make the site (considering the quality stuff that does) here's your chance! Yes, for a limited time only (for ever) you can come here and see what I never was going to use for this site.	June 21, 2000
LINKS	This is the page where you get to leave... Hmm... It's at the bottom now	Aug 13, 2000
UH, GOOD STUFF. YEAH.	What is this? I didn't put this here... HEY! What are you doing? Leggo of me! ~~Um. This is my favorite part of the site. Gwa ha ha. Come here to find out how good it is. Gwa ha ha.	Jan 8, 2000

I kick ass.

This makes me official NOA property, I think.

I many not be |tsr, but I'm not trying to be him.

Toady is cool. ADOPT HIM.

The paNESian press. Yay.

Don't get mad! Get even! Er... Mail me!

Quote of the Update: <Ace-EbbFresco> there's a black guy in Zelda?!?!? <Nakoo> The old guy was originally black. <Nakoo> But then Nintendo realized that anyone that lives in a cave has pale skin.

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