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It might be March 26th today. I don't know. I'm only guessing. Anyway,
the date doesn't matter. My newest section, NES Anagrams is up and running!
Read it... before we all die. I've also been playing around with the layout.
I still don't have it quite how I want. I hope you enjoy my optical illusion
menu for the time being. |
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DESCRIPTION |
UPDATED |
| INTRO/NEWS |
This is the page you're reading right now. If
you need me to describe it, then damn, you must be blind. |
Mar 26, 2000 |
| LINKS |
This is the page where you get to leave... WAIT!
Don't leave yet, there's still more stuff. Damn. I really should have
put this at the bottom... |
Mar 19, 2000 |
| REVIEWS |
Reviews of video games. NES games, in fact.
Self explanatory, isn't it? |
Feb 27, 2000 |
| WTF is OSG? |
If you have ever wondered about me, or this
site, or what color the sky really is, this is the section for you. Warning:
NO redeeming/NES qualities here. |
Mar 7, 2000 |
| MY GAMES |
The games I own. My personal collection of NES
games. The cream of the cream. The pick of the litter. The right stuff. |
Feb 13, 2000 |
| TOP 10 |
The infamous top 10 list. Listing the top ten.
from tenth to... uh... oneth. Damnit, you must know what a top 10 list
is. |
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| DOKI DOKI PANIC |
Ever wondered why SMB 2 is so different? |
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| FF1 QUIZ |
Remember in school when you'd always skip your
classes to get out of a test? Well... now's not the time, mister! Take the
FF1 Quiz! |
Feb 6, 2000 |
| GAME GENIE CODES |
You want a big ass list of GG codes? Then you,
sir, have only but to click on this link. This is the Galoob list. |
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| MEGA MAN II
BONANZA |
This page is all of my notes on Mega Man 2.
Well, not all of them. Just the good stuff, you know, sort of tidied up for
you people. You'd never be able to understand my gibberish when it's in sloppy
rough form. You can hardly understand it in cleaned up form. |
Jan 26, 2000 |
| NES NESCIENCE |
(nesh´ens, -e·ens) n. Lack
or absence of knowledge; ignorance. |
Feb 27, 2000 |
| THE N.E.S.
DISCUSSION |
Deep, philosophical-type questions are asked
and almost answered well. |
Feb 1, 2000 |
| COMIC! |
This is where I keep my comics. Wait... is that
plural? DEAR GOD! That means there's more than one! |
Mar 3, 2000 |
| GETTING OFF ON
NES |
Ouch! Don't stain the carpet... |
Feb 6, 2000 |
| WORST HINTS |
Ever get a hint from a video game, that makes
you lose? Ever get a tip from a character that ends up killing your
last life? Me too! And here they are. |
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| ASK-A-STAR |
Ask an NES game hero a question. Ever wonder
why Princess Toadstool can float? Ask her! |
Jan 5, 2000 |
| OSG WORLD |
What's in this page is a big secret! It could
be ANYTHING! That includes a fake game made up by me. Yep. It could be absolutely
anything. |
Jan 6, 2000 |
| LET'S MAKE AN NES
DATE |
Luigi hosts his own show, where he sets up NES
characters on blind dates. Read it if you dare. |
Feb 2, 2000 |
| CORRIGENDUM
DEMARCATION |
Have you ever wondered why people make fun o
the typos in NES games and not the typos in NES sites? |
Feb 10, 2000 |
| NES ANAGRAMS |
Anagrams-- what are they? What do they mean?
How do they apply to the NES? Well... find out, homeboy. |
Mar 26, 2000 |
| UH, GOOD STUFF. YEAH. |
What is this? I didn't put this here... HEY!
What are you doing? Leggo of me! ---Um. This is my favorite part of
the site. Gwa ha ha. Come here to find out how good it is. Gwa ha
ha. |
Jan 8, 2000 |
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One fine day, you wander from the city to take a rest in a meadow near
a gently flowing stream. Finding a comfortable shade tree, you lay down and
let the sound of singing birds and babbling water wash from your mind the
clutter and clatter of the city. A breeze brings you the scent of the open
land as you sink into a dream.
Suddenly a shrill sound like a scream pulls you to your feet. You see
before you a swirling maelstrom. Increasing in size, it begins to near you,
pulsing as if to grab and pull you near. Just as it is about to touch
you it suddenly shrinks and fades. Then with a bright flash, it disappears,
dropping a shiny object to the ground.
Cautiously, you approach the object. It is a gold cross with a ring on
top. Carefully you pick it up. It is an "Ankh". Suddenly there is a flash
of light and a covered wagon appears.
Slowly you approach the back of the wagon. Through a gap in the covering
you see a lone figure. "Please, enter," the figure says with a wave of his
hand. With some apprehension, you enter the wagon. "I see you have found
the Ankh, the symbol of life and resurrection," says the stranger, "It was
by it I have been summoned." "Who are you?" you ask. "I am
Hawkwind OSG, the fortuneteller,"
he replies, "I have been sent to guide you on your path." With those words
he draws from beneath a cloth a set of cards. "Now choose your path."
Apparently, I'm an official kick ass site.
Look! It's alfred chicken! Awww, he's so cute!
I adopted Toad... SO SHOULD YOU!
Like, I could click this myself several times a day, but if YOU click it,
it will be just so much easier .
This site is made in Canada... in an igloo.
(use this image if you are Canadian and run an NES page)
Use this image if you want to link to me.
Mail me, or else I feel lonely.
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