Porn vs. NES

Who needs PORN when you have an NES?

Hello again, it's me. Oh, wait, you already knew that it was me, huh? Well, I just wanted to chat with you about why the NES is better or worse than various other forms of entertainment. Okay-- I'm not really chatting, I'm just telling you about it...

Well, the NES is better than Porn. I don't say this because I'm a big porn-hater. If you take a moment to with the pros and cons, you'll see why I've come to this conclusion.

Porn NES

Pros

Naked people, often doing things you only imagine about.
Little or no thought required.
As many people can watch as you want.
Porn dialogue is often humorous.
Pros

You can actually interact with the surroundings.
You gain a sense that you're accomplishing something.
You have goals to reach, and things to do.
Dialogue in an NES game is often humorous.
Ads in NES games are few and far between.

Cons

When you were done playing the NES, you never had to hide it from your parents.
You have to be "of age".
It's worse to be a porn junkie than an NES junkie.
Scary ads.
Cons

No nudity
Cumbersome controller hinders wrist movement.
Limited to two (sometimes 4) "players".

(I stopped here, as I was out of ideas)

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Porn	NES
Pros Naked people, often doing things you only imagine about. Little or no thought required. As many people can watch as you want. Porn dialogue is often humorous.	Pros You can actually interact with the surroundings. You gain a sense that you're accomplishing something. You have goals to reach, and things to do. Dialogue in an NES game is often humorous. Ads in NES games are few and far between.
Cons When you were done playing the NES, you never had to hide it from your parents. You have to be "of age". It's worse to be a porn junkie than an NES junkie. Scary ads.	Cons No nudity Cumbersome controller hinders wrist movement. Limited to two (sometimes 4) "players".