Manual Molestation
(Phat phun phor the phamily!)
So, recently I was on the can, reading through
my stack of NES instruction manuals, when I realize... I have around 60 manuals,
and I've only read like 6. Damn. So, I spent a few hours just reading. It
was enough to inspire me to do something regarding manuals. Not type up the
ones that aren't online yet, mind you. If I did that, then I'd be doing something
productive. And as we all know, I'm in the sarcastic, dry wit, or outright
crude humor business. So what to do? Why, cut up the manuals of course! Almost
every manual is designed for you to improve your play. Of course if you follow
the tips in NES manuals, you usually end up getting worse. Well... just read
on. Maybe you'll learn something. Maybe not.