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Wayne: SkyKid Drinkin' is easier to
play than Mike Tyson's Beer-Out!! Garth: Yea. You totally need beer or hard liquor for this game. I suggest beer. Wayne: Yeah. The hospital is no fun. Garth: Okay, This game must be played in 2 player mode. If you have no friends, then you're scrwed. Wayne: Totall. Okay, on to the specific rules! |
| Wayne: The whole game is pretty simple,
and basically goes by how you do in the level. Garth: Yeah. Wayne: Uh, anyway, you count the amount of medals you get. Garth: Totally. The amount of regular medals you get, for shooting down 5 air or gound units, counts a 1 second, or 1 shot. Wayne: Yeah. And The medal you get for hitting the target counts for 5 seconds or 2 shots. Garth: So here, I'd have to chug my beer for 8 seconds, or take 4 shots. Wayne: Exactly! |
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| Wayne: Uh-oh, Garth! You got shot
down! Garth: So what? Wayne: The only other rule in this game is that if you get shot down, you have to take 2 shots, or drink your beer constantly until I die, or beat the stage. Garth: What if I come back at another launching pad? Wayne: Then you get to stop drinking, and play on. Garth: Wayne, this game isn't fair! Wayne: It's the rules, Garth. |
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Wayne: Anyway, that's the whole game.
Easy, isn't it? Garth: Hic.. hard enough... Wayne: Shyeah. |