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Wayne: Okay, Mike Tyson's Beer-Out!!
is a simple game to play. Let's cover the basics, first. Garth: Okay. First you need to get one of your friends. Wayne: Shyeah. Right. Like you have friends, Garth. Garth: Shut up, man. Wayne: Anyway, you both need about 8 beers each. You can, like, get by with 6 if you want. Garth: Yeah. So, write this down. This is a two player game, and it's totally rad. It's best played with 16 beers. Wayne: Okay. Let's get on with the important rules. |
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| Wayne: Right. So, you and your friend
take turns. You fight one guy, your friend fights the next. Get it? Garth: Yeah, and you gotta count how many times you get punched. Wayne: Or get your friend to count for you, if you can't count and box at the same time. Garth: And, one hit counts for 1 second. Wayne: But we'll talk about what the seconds are for later. Garth: Totally. |
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Wayne: Uh-oh! Looks like you have to
add an extra 5 seconds to your time. Garth: Oh no! Why, Wayne? Wayne: Because you just got knocked down by Piston Honda! You suck at this game, Garth. Garth: Wait! If you get knocked down, you have to add 5 seconds? You didn't say that before. Wayne: I totally didn't think you'd get knocked down so soon, man. Garth: Are you making this up as you go, Wayne? Wayne: No way! Garth: Well, okay. |
| Garth: Yo! Wayne! I TKO'ed Piston Honda.
Now what? Wayne: Well, Garth, I counted that you got hit 9 times, and got knocked down once. So that's, uh... 14 seconds. Garth: Yeah, but what are seconds for? Wayne: Garth, you have to chug for 14 seconds now. Garth: No way! Wayne: Yes way! That's the game. Garth: This game is lame, man. Wayne: No way! This game is totally great. Like, when you start getting drunk, the guys hit you more... and you get more drunk... it's a domino effect. |
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Wayne: Like, that's the whole game,
so I guess we'll end the show here. Garth: I hope the other games are more fair, Wayne. Wayne: Okay. Anyway, that's it. That's the end. |