Is what you're currently being welcomed to.
of the Update:
<Nemo> im writing a poem for my g/f. "you werent home so i fapped to pictures of other naked women doing things that you refuse to do with me...the rain...is so..quiet...so...loud.."
This site was designed to look neat in IE because Netscape sucks. If you're still using Netscape, stop. Right now. It's so 1995, man! No one can, or should, compete with Microsoft. If we all give up now and forfeit all our rights to Microsoft, it'll be easier on us later. Anyway, it's best viewed with a 1024x768 resolution (I've always wanted to say that and, like, really mean it). For your convenience, it is also available in a sloppier, uglier, 800x600 mode. Take your pick, and have fun NESing.